Have You Ever Wondered What Ben and Shannon Talk About When They're Left To Themselves?

Popfresco.............................. Ben Garcia
ThinkofWinter......................Shannon Moore


Curtain Opens

popfresco@yahoo.com (1:01:44 AM): SO is the lotion wiped from your eyes?
ThinkofWinter (1:02:10 AM): sort of! damn that was SPICING me!
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:03:21 AM): I ust laughed out loud
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:03:38 AM): And it echoed off every wall in my empty apartment
ThinkofWinter (1:03:48 AM): you need furniture......
ThinkofWinter (1:03:51 AM): pause
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:04:01 AM): I was eating a pickle
ThinkofWinter (1:04:32 AM): I want to eat something too!
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:05:11 AM): pause
ThinkofWinter (1:05:17 AM): ok I'm eating a mrs freshy fruit bar from the dollar store
ThinkofWinter (1:06:06 AM): I've eaten, like, nine today.
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:07:58 AM): They're tiny I presume
ThinkofWinter (1:08:07 AM): yes
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:08:11 AM): yes
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:08:15 AM): pause
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:08:46 AM): I'm being very quiet
ThinkofWinter (1:08:51 AM): you can't hear the echo of cyberspace!!
ThinkofWinter (1:09:10 AM): no one can hear our laughter or our tears echo off the walls of cyberspace!
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:09:27 AM): I think the echo of cyberspace sounds like this
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:09:42 AM): pause
ThinkofWinter (1:09:55 AM): pause
ThinkofWinter (1:10:00 AM): (cough)
ThinkofWinter (1:10:04 AM): (sniff)
ThinkofWinter (1:10:06 AM): pause
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:10:09 AM): pause
ThinkofWinter (1:10:17 AM): okay, I just wheezed.
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:10:19 AM): ahem
ThinkofWinter (1:10:20 AM): a laugh wheeze
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:10:36 AM): That sounded terrible...Get that thing checked out
ThinkofWinter (1:10:48 AM): right
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:10:52 AM): right
ThinkofWinter (1:10:52 AM): along with everything else on my body
ThinkofWinter (1:10:59 AM): badoom cha!
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:11:22 AM): badoom boom
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:11:33 AM): I imagine an old man saying that
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:11:43 AM): Badoom BOOM
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:11:53 AM): Cha
ThinkofWinter (1:11:55 AM): haha... I pictured alicia
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:12:00 AM): That too
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:12:17 AM): Maybe an old man and Alicia together
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:12:28 AM): and then they start a tap dance off
ThinkofWinter (1:12:52 AM): I can picture that exactly
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:12:53 AM): to-ta-lee
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:13:14 AM): me to that's why I say it in words that I wrote just now click
ThinkofWinter (1:13:35 AM): exacgtly
ThinkofWinter (1:13:37 AM): what?
ThinkofWinter (1:13:44 AM): exaggggly


Old Secretary...

popfresco@yahoo.com (1:13:44 AM): how are you shannon send
ThinkofWinter (1:14:01 AM): um, I'm okay.
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:14:07 AM): period
ThinkofWinter (1:14:30 AM): oops I just called my voicemail with my FOOT!
ThinkofWinter (1:14:31 AM): on accident!
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:14:39 AM): Whoa
ThinkofWinter (1:14:45 AM): I hate nick
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:14:55 AM): I just pictured Keanu Reeves saying whoa
ThinkofWinter (1:15:09 AM): I just pictured nick saying "foot" and it made me mad
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:15:14 AM): I hate noick more
ThinkofWinter (1:15:40 AM): I just pictured one of the three stooges saying that
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:15:48 AM): Curly
ThinkofWinter (1:15:50 AM): like: noik noik noik
ThinkofWinter (1:15:56 AM): whoooa!
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:15:58 AM): yES
ThinkofWinter (1:15:59 AM): I mean YEA
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:16:03 AM): Keanu Reeves
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:16:19 AM): or Joey laurence
ThinkofWinter (1:16:28 AM): yea, that guy is way retarded
ThinkofWinter (1:16:42 AM): pause
ThinkofWinter (1:16:45 AM): (sniff)
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:16:46 AM): In Boston they Say RE-TAH-DED
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:16:55 AM): sniff
ThinkofWinter (1:17:07 AM): wow, and that seems to phonetically represent how actual retarded people say the word as well.
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:17:09 AM): You have a cold period send
ThinkofWinter (1:17:30 AM): I just pictured you typing an old typewriter like a secretary in an old movie
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:17:43 AM): THAT's TOTALLY ME
ThinkofWinter (1:17:48 AM): I know
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:17:57 AM): I AM AN OLD SECRATARTY
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:18:02 AM): secraetary
ThinkofWinter: I love how well we both type, really.
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:18:25 AM): ME TOO


On Film...

popfresco@yahoo.com (1:20:15 AM): Have you ever seen the movie BIG
ThinkofWinter (1:20:23 AM): yes
ThinkofWinter (1:20:27 AM): but don't forget to look her up.
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:22:53 AM): I just looked her up
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:23:45 AM): she looks butchy hot
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:24:14 AM): Like what's her name from Aliens
ThinkofWinter (1:24:21 AM): sigourney weaver?
ThinkofWinter (1:24:23 AM): yea....
ThinkofWinter (1:24:34 AM): or..... ally sheedy from high art
ThinkofWinter (1:24:41 AM): but hotter than that
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:24:46 AM): or what's her name from Some kind of wonderful
ThinkofWinter (1:24:55 AM): um........
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:25:31 AM): It's a John Hughes movie from the eighties
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:25:41 AM): with the guy with red hair
ThinkofWinter (1:25:47 AM): ohhhh.... riiiight
ThinkofWinter (1:25:49 AM): pause
ThinkofWinter (1:25:52 AM): sniff
ThinkofWinter (1:25:56 AM): ahem
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:25:59 AM): He was in Pulp Fiction
ThinkofWinter (1:26:04 AM): eric stolz?
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:26:12 AM): Stolz yeah
ThinkofWinter (1:26:13 AM): I don't know the girl, though, is she gay?
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:26:23 AM): Could be
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:26:51 AM): pause
ThinkofWinter (1:27:06 AM): I dyed my hair. just a little darker and warmer. Maybe she'll notice.
ThinkofWinter (1:27:21 AM): it kind of looks the same but at the same time, it kind of looks ewally bad.
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:27:52 AM): I bet it look great
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:28:18 AM): You should see Some Kind of Wonderful
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:28:50 AM): Where he gets with the butchy girl in the end
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:29:17 AM): even though he could of had whats her name from Back to the Future
ThinkofWinter (1:29:34 AM): sorry, I had to go look at my hair again and check to see if the stove burners were leaking gas cause my cats looked tired
ThinkofWinter (1:30:20 AM): I can picture the cover of the VHS.
ThinkofWinter (1:30:47 AM): how dare they make that decidedly gay girl straight to please 80s republicans!!!!

Cats Are Crack:

popfresco@yahoo.com (1:31:05 AM): how are georgie and ROBERT?
ThinkofWinter (1:31:16 AM): pause
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:31:25 AM): I want to say BILL?
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:31:53 AM): --BOB!
ThinkofWinter (1:31:57 AM): nemo
ThinkofWinter (1:32:03 AM): nemo bartholemeow
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:32:03 AM): NORTON?
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:32:12 AM): BERTrom
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:32:27 AM): NEMO!!
ThinkofWinter (1:32:30 AM): norton bertrom robert the third
ThinkofWinter (1:32:40 AM): neeeemohhhhh, yes.
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:32:40 AM): the third
ThinkofWinter (1:32:45 AM): III
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:32:51 AM): iii
popfresco@yahoo.com: CATS ARE CRACK!
ThinkofWinter: pause.
popfresco@yahoo.com: ahem.


Getting Sleepy...

ThinkofWinter (1:38:35 AM): ericstolzoneword
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:38:38 AM): exaggly
ThinkofWinter (1:38:48 AM): yea except I say it that way sometimes when I'm sober
ThinkofWinter (1:38:52 AM): because I have adnoids
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:38:53 AM): erixstoltzoneword
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:38:57 AM): exaggly
ThinkofWinter (1:38:59 AM): or something that's too big
ThinkofWinter (1:39:05 AM): which is what SHE said
ThinkofWinter (1:39:10 AM): noick noick noick
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:39:12 AM): sopper
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:39:21 AM): HA
ThinkofWinter (1:39:25 AM): it's a SOPPER out there!
ThinkofWinter (1:39:28 AM): I picture a rainstorm
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:39:34 AM): That's what she said
ThinkofWinter (1:39:46 AM): ahhhhHA
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:40:04 AM): My pickle just went flying
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:40:23 AM): I'm going to get a nother one
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:40:25 AM): hold
ThinkofWinter (1:40:31 AM): yes, I'll hold
ThinkofWinter (1:40:45 AM): BEATLES MUSAK
ThinkofWinter (1:40:59 AM): "ahhhh, look at all the lonely people" (humming.... no words.)
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:41:19 AM): ok, what?
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:41:41 AM): thank you for holding, may I help you?
ThinkofWinter (1:41:48 AM): ahh, yes
ThinkofWinter (1:41:52 AM): I would like to know
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:41:56 AM): yes?
ThinkofWinter (1:41:57 AM): if....
ThinkofWinter (1:42:04 AM): your refridgerator is running???
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:42:08 AM): yes--
ThinkofWinter (1:42:10 AM): then you better go catch it!
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:42:11 AM): my what?
ThinkofWinter (1:42:12 AM): !!!!!!!!!!
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:42:17 AM): yes?
ThinkofWinter (1:42:17 AM): click
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:42:20 AM): I will.
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:42:25 AM): wait...
ThinkofWinter (1:42:30 AM): no, I hung that shit up
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:42:31 AM): my what?
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:42:37 AM): oh.
ThinkofWinter (1:42:42 AM): pause
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:42:51 AM): I'll go catch it


The End......

ThinkofWinter (1:49:06 AM): remember, before the meat machine.... new york
ThinkofWinter (1:49:13 AM): goodnight
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:49:16 AM): new yo...rk
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:49:26 AM): snoreing
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:49:30 AM): new york
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:49:33 AM): snoring
ThinkofWinter (1:49:33 AM): that's right
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:49:39 AM): new york
ThinkofWinter (1:49:40 AM): goodnight
popfresco@yahoo.com (1:49:44 AM): nite




FIN.