







Been feeling sick lately? Yea, so have I. So has everyone. Superbugs, chemical warfare, mutating cancers? Who knows what's going on, but I'm going to put this out there now so that, when the time comes, I can say, 'Yea, that's what I fucking thought.'
I mean, what the hell is happening? Why are our bodies failing us at younger and younger ages? Why are our bodies turning against us? Lifestyle? Modernity? Get those stem cells cooking please. So many untimely deaths, so many shocking tragedies. It's almost not shocking anymore.
Why would a 28 year old have a heart attack? You may say the druges, lack of sleep, pneumonia. Pneumonia? Really? Eighty year olds and small third world babies die of pneumonia. I'm telling you people..... We're being stalked by the next big epidemic, and it's breathing on the back of our necks. But, in the words of LeVar Burton, don't take MY word for it.... Go google it. I'm at work, so don't expect any fancy rabbit holes from me today. Go find it yourself, please, thank you.
I WILL give you this link, however, to a Celebrity Unusual Deaths page. Did you know that Tennessee Williams died by swallowing a cap that flew off his bottle of nasal spray? How poetic. And from this senselessness and patheticism, you can click on over to a related Celebrity Last Words page, Just go to Morbidtown on the Moribund Express, right? Face that ultimate fear! That's what I'm doing today.
The morning after Heath Ledger died, my first words were, "This is the first day that Heath Ledger does not exist," and my heart ached for his daughter, Matilda. I will think of them when I am in Brooklyn.


This is Luke Haines. He's a total asshole...
But his music is the stuff of legendary indie, and me being me and pretty clueless, just caught on to what you might call Classic Indie Rock. The Auteurs, which I bring to you here and now, are definitely of this genre, if you ask me. Which you shouldn't. But, consequentially, they're also just perfect soundtrack for a January afternoon in a messy apartment, with a little cold sun streaming in and fat kitty cats walking all over your computer. They're good for dreaming of that grunge-era-esque Euro backpacker you're shooting for in March, or just New York in genral. The old New York. The thumbholes in somebody's thermalway back when or the smell of a soft pack of Camel Lights.....














